![]() 12/10/2014 at 01:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Well, I guess this explains the 3 cops in my driveway at 12:30am yesterday morning...
![]() 12/10/2014 at 01:51 |
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Crash?
![]() 12/10/2014 at 02:03 |
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is that a wiper blade...?
![]() 12/10/2014 at 02:09 |
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I'm assuming it was a drunk driver.
![]() 12/10/2014 at 02:11 |
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I've got no idea. It was about waist high on the tree and there was bits of sad car all over the place.
![]() 12/10/2014 at 13:53 |
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I hit a tree at 60mph once. That wasn't fast enough to imbed plastic into wood.
How fast was chucklenuts going?!
![]() 12/10/2014 at 14:02 |
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I have no idea. I was like "huh, flashing lights..." Poked my head outside and there were 3 cop cars in the street and a wrecked car (not mine) in my driveway.
![]() 12/10/2014 at 14:06 |
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Did they have to pour the dude out of the car?
![]() 12/10/2014 at 14:10 |
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I didn't look long enough. I wasn't wearing pants when I poked my head out the door and didn't want to gawk for too long lest I get gawked in return.
![]() 12/10/2014 at 14:19 |
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With all the disco lights on, I don't think anyone would be staring at you and your todger.
Unless you're Michael Fassbender.